Engineer's log: Stardate, unknown

[allmhadadh]

The mission: Keep Captain Kirk from doin' somethin' with the natives (aye, plural) of this universe that they may never recover from, all while tryin' not to see things that'd make me wanna jump into an antimatter stream.

Status: ... we're in a lot o' bloody trouble.

Comments

[randy-janice.livejournal.com]

*Brings bottle*

I am afraid that Vulcan tech journals do not work, Commander. When it comes to the kink meme...

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

[allmhadadh.livejournal.com]

Lass! How've ye been?

As for this... madness, I'm pretty sure self-preservation would have to win out. I've near gotten killed enough times for romance, I'm not about to go flingin' myself headlong into a situation where whatever damn gypsy curse I've got has a chance to finish the job.

[randy-janice.livejournal.com]

Pleasure to see you, Commander! I hope your trip to this universe was uneventful.

And regarding the meme... I'm pretty sure you've actually died for romance, sir, at least once. Or maybe it was Chekov who died for you? I don't recall exactly. It was very touching, however.

[allmhadadh.livejournal.com]

What does Chekov have to do with anything?

Don't answer that.

No, I think I'm just gonna avoid any romantic entanglements. They're deadly enough in our own universe, I can't imagine how bad they'd be in this one.

Mind, I've not gone and given up hope o' finding the right woman. But if I'm gonna end up potentially fried by a robot with father-issues, blasted by a toga-wearin' bastard or possessed by ancient evils, I'm gonna make sure she's the one I'd settle down with.