Engineer's log: Stardate, unknown

[allmhadadh]

The mission: Keep Captain Kirk from doin' somethin' with the natives (aye, plural) of this universe that they may never recover from, all while tryin' not to see things that'd make me wanna jump into an antimatter stream.

Status: ... we're in a lot o' bloody trouble.

Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Sounds good, Scotty. Really good. You have it all planned out.

Just please have some sex while you're down there. Okay?

[allmhadadh.livejournal.com]

...

Sir, I'm a gentleman. If I did, I sure wouldna be tellin' you about it.

I'll write up the formal leave request in a couple days, once I get done makin' sure everything aboard's in Bristol fashion.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Well I didn't ask you tell me about it, did I? It's not like we haven't shared a few secrets between ourselves before, in any case.

Good man, Scotty.